I’ve got boys & men, a toddler and I have a wonderful greasy backyard mechanic. I have a bathroom full of hand prints, toothpaste crusted in my sink, pee on the floor and a sink that is oddly painted with applesauce? Applesauce? Tell me…How does that even happen?
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Guess what I have for you. No silly, not a maid and If I did first dibs is mine! I have a bunch of tips just for YOU I have used over the years for cleaning my bathroom quickly. In fact, I have something for you to clean you may not have thought of and let me tell you, hun, It is GROSS all up in there! It’s the Nasty Little Secret of the bathroom!
Ladies let me tell you…
We have the sickness happening up in this house.
My hubby and Little Miss are having such tummy issues and it is quickly spreading. My best defense? A clean bathroom and perhaps a hazmat suit for me! I hate tummy viruses. Am I sure you can relate? Right?
What do I clean MY bathroom with?
For a deeper cleaning like this one, I tend to use more chemical things. Bleach, Kaboom, Vinegar, Comet or Baking Soda and Glass Plus are my go-to products. If you go homemade, green, whatever works that is great! Do your lil thing with yours. I’m flexible like that. You be all green and earthy and I am just over here all toxic and such. We can still be BFFs and like different things!
I also use homemade cleaners and earth-friendly if they are on sale.
Jenn’s Guide to a Sparkling CLEAN Bathroom
1- Trash, Laundry, Toys, the Dog, Neighbor Kid, the spoon, and bowl? If it does not belong in the bathroom get it out of there!
When you go in there look around. If things are there that do not belong remove them, place them back where they go toss it you know the drill. Empty the trash, the hamper, pick things up and get rid of any old razors, and product containers. It will make the cleaning go way faster.
2- Clutter? Girl, get rid of that clutter
Are we cleaning around clutter? That is a huge no-no. If you have a counter the only things that should be out on the counter are things that MUST live there. If you have to keep things out please contain them in pretty little bins, baskets or trays it will honestly make this all go so much faster for you. That way you can remove the whole group of things. make sense?
3- Get On Top. Clean from top to bottom that is. Hmmm 😉
I always start at the highest point to knock all the nasty dust down. I also Always clean my way out of the room. Is that what you do? You should because otherwise you are making things harder and that doesn’t leave time for more fun things like say, cleaning the kitchen LOL.
4- Mirror Mirror on the Wall You’re The Highest Point of All.
Spray your mirror down, and if the sink and other areas are not all that dirty counters, sink outer toilet parts but skip the seat. Spray them as well. Let the spray SIT!
5. Start filling your tub with hot water (Please use caution if your little ones are around. ) I pour in bleach; a big splash of it. Not comfortable with bleach? That’s fine you can use a big glug of vinegar or whatever you like. While the tub is filling I have a quick to do for you.
6- While your tub fills we are going to remove the toilet seat. I have faith in you. It is pretty easy. Mine is just plastic screws and nuts. A big flat head screwdriver does the trick. Once the seat is off…Yup, Gross isn’t it? If you have little boys or grown men with terrible aim you see it. There is PEE under the hinges! Oh, My Word! So Nasty! Now that the seat is off put it in the tub of bleach and hot water let that sucker soak. Not that I needed to tell you but wipe around where the hinges were and under as well. I told you I had a Nasty little Secret!
7-It’s Potty Time!
Pour some Vinegar into the toilet and a drop of dish soap if you like and yes, I do like then you just let that sit. Seeing a trend here?
Let you cleaner do its work.
Now wipe down that mirror and any other surfaces you sprayed. If the sink didn’t come clean sprinkle it with Comet or whatever cleaner you use for your sink and scrub it out. sometimes I use just baking soda. That works great too.
8- Let’s Make That Toilet Sparkle and Let’s deal With the Tub and Tile
Scrub your toilet out with your toilet brush well and get under the rim of the toilet. It gets super gross under there. Flush, scrub again then flush once more.
Drain the tub, wipe down the toilet seat and replace it. At this point Rinse the tub and spray the tub and tiles with Kaboom. (I rinse as to not mix chemicals. I HIGHLY suggest you do the same)
**A little information here for you. I use this stuff around three times a week. It has cut way down on the need to scrub anything. You just have to START with a clean tub or shower. This stuff is AWESOME. Make sure though the room is ventilated. I run the fan and open a window.
9- Get Ready, Start your Floor!
While the Kaboom or shower cleaner of your choice is doing its work sweep the floor.
10- You Have To Maintain. I mean Honestly isn’t the Scrubbing the Worst part of Cleaning the Bathroom?
Rinse down the shower walls and tub. Listen, I highly recommend the maintaining as opposed to having to scrub all this. It cuts way down on work that is not really needed. I simply spray on Sunday, Wednesday, and Fridays after I step out of the shower, Get dressed and rinsed. It makes it so much more simple and I LOVE simple.
**According to Bob Vila and I love him such a smart guy. You can make a daily shower spray with equal parts water and vinegar and if you hate the smell add a few drops of Lemon essential oils to it to give it a nicer smell. No rinsing just spray it on nightly and walk away.
11- Last step. Ready? Swab the Deck well the Floor!
You may not like this but I have a small bathroom. In a far back corner, I pour out about a 1/2 cup of vinegar directly on my floor and with my rag, on hands and knees I scrub down the floor As I get to the toilet I pour a bit more and just scrub my way out. Yes, it smells strong but the smell dissipates and it certainly smells better than what was living on my floor and possibly yours.
12- One Last Thing
With a nice clean rag spray some cleaner on the doorknob and wipe it off on the way out.
Done & Done!
You know what? We really rock at this cleaning thing, don’t we?
My skills are not perfect. My cleaner choices maybe are not the best. Maybe YOU know of a great homemade cleaner or a way to do something that is faster. Perhaps you have a question or you want to tell me this post was LIFE CHANGING for you or at least helped you a little. What I would LOVE for you to do is leave me a comment and if you want me to feel the love even more…share my little post with your other friends and other Mama’s you know! Thanks, Doll <3
A big thank you to Pixabay.com for the wonderful bathroom images.
and Bobvila.com for the idea on the DIY tub and tile spray.